Thursday, August 23, 2012

I am in dire need of sleep. Tonight, bed time is 9pm at the latest. Driving 35 miles through the hills of southeast Oklahoma to work every morning is not my idea of a "little" commute. It is hell. You never know is there is going to be a tractor or cattle trailer and people tend to drive at the speed of smell. I. Must. Move.
So, on that note, I will be moving soon and won't have to wake up before the sun rises in the morning and get home after it sets. Life might be a little bit better and the bags under my eyes might be a little less puffy. However, moving is a bitch, but not having to make that drive and having a space of my own is worth paying rent.

Thursday, August 23>>>>>>>>>>>>
Sleep Deprived.
But Lilly makes it all better (scarf).

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Failure is rewarded with sushi.

Yesterday = Blog Fail.
 
I would like to appologize for robbing those of you who look forward to my daily outfit blog yesterday. In the whirlwind of my position I had to make a last minute trip to Durant, OK to meet with the Choctaw Nation... and have sushi for lunch.




This is yesterday's outfit>>>>>>>>>
 Tuesday, August 21


I also came across this little gem in a local establishment. I really like the moon.
Thursday, August 22 
Today is going to be a busy and hectic day. I will spend most of the day standing on my head digging through boxes and running around campus getting ready for tonight's event. On days like this, a tunic, leggings, and flats are my "go to" items of clothing. Soon I will just add boots, a leather jacket and BOOM! fall outfit.

Monday, August 20, 2012

There is a baby in the sink and paint on my hands.



You never really know where I am going to end up on a given weekend. One weekend I could be in Chicago, the next I could be cheering on the Oklahoma State Cowboys in Stillwater or taking in a concert at Cain's Ballroom in Tulsa.
You just never know where I might end up.
This weekend I spent the weekend at my aunt and uncle's lake house on Tenkiller Lake in northeast Oklahoma near Tahlequah. It is a little gem. Many members of my family enjoyed the weekend. The cooler weather and much needed rain didn't damper our moods.


Here are a few pictures of the weekend.



<<<<<<<< What is a weekend without a drive with the windows down
and craft paint on your hands?
>>>>>>>>>>
 Driving with the windows down on a cool evening, Red Dirt on the radio and hair flying all around is possibly one of my favorite things in this world. Driving down Indian Road this weekend was just what I needed to escape from the clutter of the week.






 <<<<<<< This is Miss Teagan Tate Jaymes Adams. I just so happened to snap this while she was given a bath by her grandmother "Silly." (my Aunt Shelley)
Teagan is one of the sweetest babies I have ever been around. She is a snuggle bug and makes my heart melt. She will be turning one-year-old in September.
 I still wonder how that is even possible?
 Her older sister, Lakyn, is the biggest priss on the planet and I LOVE IT! Their mother, Jade, swears she is having my children. I would happily take either on or both of them:)




    






<<<<< This is my uniform on the weekends. Nike shorts, pocket tee, Polo hat and sandles. I try to not have to wear make-up on the weekends. Give the ol'face a breather. This is at a resort not far from the lake house called Fin & Feather. The resturant there is called Soda Steve's.












Monday, August 20>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Back in the office. Wonderful weekend and the few coming weekends will be just as fabulous. Cooler weather is in the air, pistols will soon be firing in Stillwater and weekends at the lake house will consist of camp fires, family and smores.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Blow. Shit. Up. and men's cut polos


August 17, 2012

Let me catch you up on a few little details regarding my life and where I grew up.

I am the younger of my parent's two children and they had me in case my older brother, Brian, needed a kidney. True story. My brother is brilliant, my dad is an asshole and my mother worries enough for the whole family. I went to school in a town called Talihina, OK. It is famous for.... I will get back to you on that, but the band, Kings of Leon, frequent this little gem and have a song and documentary titled "Talihina Sky." Yes, that is where I live.

Now, I may have gone to school and lived in Talihina, but my home is Red Oak. Red Oak is 16 miles north of Talihina. I can't begin to express my love for this town. The cell service is terrible. There isn't a store with the exception of the EZ-Mart and the Rock Store (has the coldest pop in town) and the town police officer is referred to as "Bob Law." You can park in the middle of the road and drive 4-wheelers, Rangers, and golf carts down Main Street without fear of a ticket. The graduating class is never more than 20 students and everyone goes to the home basketball games.
To me, it is a mix of Mayberry and Stars Hallow.
I love it.

You may be asking, "Why in the hell is she telling me this?" I am telling you this because of what I did last night in Red Oak.

After I got off of work I went to work out and tan. I picked up the AWESOME metal letters (yesterday's blog) and headed to RO to deliver one of the Ks to my cousin Dru. She lives on our family farm in the community of Boggy and was in town with her children for a "play date." I pick up my Aunt Jodie (future blog subject) and we go to see Dru. Upon our arrival, we see a pack of children running around the yard. Some without shoes, others without shirts and my dear, sweet little girly girl cousin, Quincee, wearing her brother's pajamas because they have sharks (it is shark week you know).

My aunt and I get out of my car and Dru says, "Watch this!" and we turn around to see a pop bottle fly through the air and explode. At this point I think, "They are high on bath salts." Dru proceeds to tell me her friend and her friend's ex-husband (small town, right) are putting the cleaning solution "The Works" and tin foil in a plastic bottle and shaking it until a reaction starts to happen and then BOOM! Shit goes flying everywhere and the kids running around cheering. What else are we supposed to do on a Thursday night? Blow. Shit. Up.

Bob Law attempts to come check on what all the ruckus is, but realizes Jodie is standing in the road with all the commotion (she is the self-appointed mayor of Red Oak) and proceeds to turn around. A few more bottles are blown up and then a paintball gun is brought into the picture and I decide it is time to leave.

The joys of living in a small town.

Note on my outfit for the day. I work at a small two-year community college and on Friday of each week the employees can either wear regular office attire or jeans and a polo (It is a fucking men's cut polo. Not happy.). Today, I decided to go this route with wearing jeans and Sperrys. I had to do a lot of running around and organizing.



I will be blogging throughout the weekend at our families lake house.
I will try to introduce my family through the rediculous events and comments.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Trendy Tools and Metal Letters


August 16, 2012


Gets retweeted and favorited by @trendyproblems. Makes life complete.

"I just turned a bobbypin into a flathead screwdriver. #trendytools @trendyproblems"

Today, has been a good day.>>>>>>>>>>>>>






















Earlier this week I stopped in a store to tan and noticed they turned half of it into a consignment shop
(We are talking small town 'Merica) and I found these
AWESOME metal letters!
Remember my rule in life,
 "When in doubt....BUY IT!"

So today, I bought the two "K"s and
1 "S" for members of my family.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

My morning cluster.


I am not a morning person. Actually, I will go as far to say that I am a fucking bear in the morning. You don’t want to be the person that has to wake me up… ever. This morning was not like any other.  This is how it played out.

Wake up at 4am to what might be someone pounding of the window.

Think about it for 6.3 seconds and think, “maybe it was dad falling down the stairs.”

Tries to go back to sleep. Blanket has fallen off bed and I rummage through the dark trying to feel for it. It is too cold to abandon ship.

 Finds blanket.

5am. Hears dad’s alarm go off. He doesn’t turn it off. Thinks about causing harm to him but that just gets messy.

Pulls blanket over head for last few moments of sleep.

Mom’s alarm goes off at 5:45am. Fuck. I have to get up in 20 minutes.

6:05am. Throws phone across room because I hate it.

6:15am. Gets into shower. I hate washing my hair.

6:30am. So fresh and clean but eyes are still shut from sleep deprivation.

6:35am. Starts the process of blow drying hair. I hate this more than washing my hair.

6:50am. Makeup. Hair.

7:10am. Finding something to wear. GD. Need to leave at 7:15am to be at work on time.

7:28am. Leaves house 35 miles from work.

Since I am posting this I made it to work and even ironed my clothes. SUCCESS!

As you can read, I really need to move out of my parent’s house. Nothing more needs to be said about that.

So the outfit today was thrown together and yes, I do mix black and brown as well as metallics.

August 15, 2012
Question: Why in the hell did I wash and blow dry my hair if it just went in a messy bun?
Answer: Bangs.

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Revamp thanks to @cool_sharry


Well, my darlings, I am back.

This blog, “When in doubt, buy it” isn’t going to be about my former shenanigans. Trust me, I had a great time living out the Samantha Jones life, but even Samantha Jones settled down for a little while with Smith. Do not fear. There will be plenty of shenanigans and vulgar language. A woman in her mid-20s always has room for a few drunken nights on the town. Oh, fuck. I just re-read that I am in my mid-20s. (The only good thing about being in your mid-20s is being able to rent a convertible.)

 The sad fact is that being a 26-year-old woman, not married, and not having any children makes me a supernatural creature in this area of the world… or maybe it is because I only drink filtered water? Either way, I am a 100% OK with not being a mother or ex-wife. I am able to save money or spend it on ridiculous shoes or go at my leisure of the weekends. It is a glorious life and I don’t plan on changing that anytime soon.

Now, the blog I have ignored for far too long. My dear friend and BIG sister, Sharry Mouss @cool_sharry tweeted me yesterday about starting a daily outfit blog. After thinking about it for 2.9 seconds, I agreed. So, I bought a full length mirror for my office and will take a daily picture of what I throw on my body daily. I am a very emotional dresser. This will become obvious quickly. I dress depending on my mood. “Fashion Over Function” molds my every day.

I will also admit I am a very savvy shopper. Ross Dress for Less, Marshall’s, and T.J. Maxx are my go to stores for fashionable and affordable items (as well as any sale rack). The only exceptions are ToyWatch, Lilly Pulitzer, Kate Spade bags, and Tiffany’s.

I am excited to share my world through what I wear.

 I will also post pictures of fun fashion finds or what inspires an outfit or style. I do a lot of traveling and can come across the sweetest items.
Tuesday, August 14, 2012

"Did you just get off a boat?" No, but I do enjoy wearing seersucker during the last few weeks of summer. I have had more complements on the blouse today. I think I bought it 5 years ago.